Pig October 11, 2019

Patty and Bob work frantically to cover up her crimes and are met with a few surprises. The regionals queen is given her crown.

Dead Girl October 11, 2019

While the police investigate the recent murder, Patty works to unite the pageant contestants in a public relations attempt to change the headlines.

Boomerang October 11, 2019

Patty finds an eating disorder sponsor and meets a significant person. Bob takes on a new client. Coralee encourages Bob Barnard to run for mayor.

Poison Patty October 11, 2019

Coralee and Regina throw a feminist period party. Bob goes polyamorous speed dating. Patty is haunted by visions while mentoring a "little sister."

Finding Magnolia October 11, 2019

Magnolia visits Hughes University to try to piece together her lost memories. Dixie learns a shocking secret. Bob launches his mayoral campaign.

Eat and Run October 11, 2019

A crushed Patty throws herself into her newfound talent with the help of a tempting instructor. Brick decides he wants to be a social media influencer.

Full Brazilian October 11, 2019

Nonnie investigates a crime. Patty competes in the state pageant while simultaneously working her recovery program. Angie encounters trouble.

Pretty in Prison October 11, 2019

A tragedy lands Patty in prison, where she helps plan a pageant. Meanwhile, Coralee and Bob's division of their home results in a surprise.

Ladybomb October 11, 2019

The Bobs face off in a heated debate with quite a few twists, while Coralee tries to remove herself from danger. Patty and Nonnie go on a ghost tour.

The Most You You Can Be October 11, 2019

The Miss American Lady pageant declares its winner as shocking truths come to light, and Patty embraces her inner self, much to Bob's dismay.