September 23, 2007 PREMIERE
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Suite Smells of Excess E01
Suite Smells of Excess September 23, 2007

Bobby becomes interested in watching football on tv so hank takes him to a Longhorns game where Bobby ventures into a retired Nebraska quarterback's VIP suite.

Bobby Rae E02
Bobby Rae September 30, 2007

Bobby starts holding protests at school to impress a girl he likes, beginning with the school soda machine.

The Powder Puff Boys E03
The Powder Puff Boys October 7, 2007

Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school's annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill, Dale and Principal Moss were once "Powder Puff Boys" themselves. However, the boys learn that Peggy and the PTA Are trying to put a stop to the tradition.

Four Wave Intersection E04
Four Wave Intersection October 14, 2007

Bobby and Joseph are bullied when Hank takes them to a local water park and gets them summer passes. Boomhauer tries to save the day. Bill becomes the Heat Waver by accident.

Death Picks Cotton E05
Death Picks Cotton November 11, 2007

Cotton volunteers to baby-sit Bobby so Hank and Peggy can go to an upscale restaurant.

Raise the Steaks E06
Raise the Steaks November 18, 2007

After buying unsavory steaks, Hank visits the town co-op in search of better meat to cook.

Tears of an Inflatable Clown E07
Tears of an Inflatable Clown November 25, 2007

The planning committee cancels the schools carnival, enraging the student body; Lucky catches a flying disk made of barbed wire.

The Minh Who Knew Too Much E08
The Minh Who Knew Too Much December 9, 2007

Dale makes himself a land canoe and then runs into Kahn and Minh's rose bushes;. They then decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors. Minh then practices shooting with Dale's gun club so her family can join the Nine Rivers Country Club.

Dream Weaver E09
Dream Weaver December 16, 2007

Peggy and Nancy are discussing Dale and Peggy ropes Hank into accompanying Dale on a vacation to learn different trades; Peggy, Bill and Khan try to create a internet video while Hank and Dale are gone.

Doggone Crazy E10
Doggone Crazy January 6, 2008

Hank comes home from Bobby's ball game and discovers that the house has been destroyed. He then finds out the reason for it and seeks the help of a spiritualist to help with the problem.

Trans-Fascism E11
Trans-Fascism February 10, 2008

Hank takes action when the city's council puts a ban on the sale of food that contains trans fats, which forces Sugarfoot's Restaurant out of business. Buck and the other employee's of Strickland's starts a food truck then gets in a war with another service.

Three Men and a Bastard (A.K.A. The Untitled Blake McCormick Project) E12
Three Men and a Bastard (A.K.A. The Untitled Blake McCormick Project) February 17, 2008

Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years. Dale decides there is something strange about Charlene's daughter.

The Accidental Terrorist E13
The Accidental Terrorist March 2, 2008

When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought since he started driving, his bid for justice ends with exploding cars and an arrest.

Lady and Gentrification E14
Lady and Gentrification March 9, 2008

Hank reluctantly agrees to speak at Inez's quinceanera; Enrique blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood when she sells property to hipsters.

Behind Closed Doors E15
Behind Closed Doors March 16, 2008

Relationship expert Stephens Davies makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills. Dale decides everyone needs a soundtrack when they do things.

Pour Some Sugar on Kahn E16
Pour Some Sugar on Kahn March 30, 2008

Khan's father-in-law visits the family and makes him feel like a failure.

Six Characters in Search of a House E17
Six Characters in Search of a House April 6, 2008

Peggy hires a "Hollywood" family to replace the strange occupants of a house she needs to sell within 2 weeks.

The Courtship of Joseph's Father E18
The Courtship of Joseph's Father April 13, 2008

Dales son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School.

Strangeness on a Train E19
Strangeness on a Train April 27, 2008

After years of birthdays gone wrong, Peggy plans a murder mystery encounter dinner on a train hoping to break her streak of bad luck.

Cops and Robert E20
Cops and Robert May 4, 2008

A man vows revenge when Hank accidentally takes his wallet, Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school. Dale comes up with a plan to get money by working at a "Hooters" type restaurant.

It Came from the Garage E21
It Came from the Garage May 11, 2008

When Bobby want's to help his dad build a boat, Hank ditches his old team of Bill, Dale and Boomhauer for the Regatta boat-building competition.

Life: A Loser's Manual E22
Life: A Loser's Manual May 18, 2008

Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two strike felon, comes to town and commits another crime; Luanne's husband Lucky feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the blame.

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